He eventually gets caught and his mother asks him "Why did you cut class?"
He replies "Because my friends invited me to go with them, and I didn't want to say no."
His mother then asks him "If your friends told you to jump off of a bridge, would you?"
Then the boy asks "If the bible told you to jump off, would you?"
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