... for a bike for his birthday. His grandfather asks the boy if the boys penis can touch his own arsehole. A bit perplexed the young boy says no and his grandfather says he cant have a bike then.
Every year after that everytime the boy asked his grandfather for a bike he was asked the same question as before, he always gave the answer no and his grandfather always refused to get him a bike. In the end the boy just stopped asking his grandfather.
20 years later the boy turns into a man and a succesful business owner and becomes quite wealthy. He hadnt visited his grandfather for many years and one day there was a knock at the door and to his surprise it was his grandfather.
His grandfather came in and started begging for help. He had gambled away most of their life savings and the mans grandmother was close to finding out. He started begging his grandson to lend the money to put the savings back and to save his marriage. The man asks a question...
"Grandad, can your dick touch your own arsehole"
"It can my grandson yes"
"Then go fuck yourself"
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