"What's the difference between 'potentially' and 'reality'?"
The boy's father studies him for a moment before saying "Go ask your mother, sister, and brother if they would have sex with a Paul Walker for 1 million dollars. Then come back and tell me what they said."
So the son goes off. He asks his mother, who replies "If you're father would be OK with it I would." His sister, who responded enthusiastically that she'd do it for free. And his brother who hesitantly says he would so long as nobody found out.
The boy runs back to his father and says "Dad! They all said yes. What does that mean?"
The father replies "potentially we have 3 million dollars. In reality we have 3 sick fucks."
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