Noticing the scrape between his two kids, the father walks over and questions what's wrong.
"He always thinks everything has to be about him!" cries the daughter, pointing her finger towards her brother.
Leaning down, the father asks the boy, "There's a lot of people on this planet. Do you really think everything revolves around you?"
The boy grins smugly and replies, "Of course it does. I'm the son."
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