Grandpa is sipping on a glass of whiskey when the boy asks him for a drink.
Grandpa asks, "Can you touch your dick to your asshole, boy?"
"No.", the boy replies. "Then no, you can't have any"
A few minutes later the boy comes back out and grandpa is smoking a cigar.
"Can I have a puff of your cigar, grandpa?"
Grandpa asks again, "Can you touch your dick to your asshole, boy?"
"I already told you I can't, grandpa", the boy replies and goes back in the house.
A few minutes later the boy comes back with a plate of cookies.
"Gimme one of them cookies, boy", grandpa demands.
"Can you touch your dick to your asshole, grandpa?"
"Well, as a matter of fact I can, boy."
"Good. Then go fuck yourself. Grandma made these for me."
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