A traffic cop running radar is having a slow night. Just as he is about to fall asleep his radar indicates vehicle travelling 128 m.p.h. is headed his way. A couple seconds later a red Corvette passes his hiding spot and the cop gives chase. Traffic stop is made and cop approaches the driver. Cop states, "Ya know, I've been waiting all day for someone like you". The driver, a cocky young kid replies, "I know you have officer, that's why I got here as fast as I could." Cop smiles and sends him on his way.
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