A blonde's phone rang in the middle of the night.
"Hello?" she said.
"Hello," said a voice. "Is this Tommy?"
"No," said the blonde. "You must have the wrong number."
"Oh, sorry," said the caller. "I hope I didn't wake you."
"Oh, that's okay," said the blonde. "I had to get up anyway, to answer the phone!"
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