On a saturdayafternoon a blonde her tv stopped working so, she had to buy a new one ofcourse.
Once in the store she searched for the perfect television. Once she had found one she called an employee and said:
*''I'd like to buy this television, please"*
The employee answered:
*''sorry miss I don't sell my goods to blonde women, please leave my store."*
She left angrily but still in need for a television so she went back, but with a black wig on.
Back in the store she went to the tv she wanted and asked the employee again:
*''Sir, I would like to buy this television, please could you help me carrying it? ''*
He replied *''miss, I already told you that I won't sell my goods to blonde women. Just leave my shop now, please''*
She ripped off her wig and yelled **HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW I'M BLONDE?! MY WIG COVERED IT UP PERFECTLY**
The man replies calm to her *''Because the thing you want to buy isn't a tv it's a fucking microwave''*
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