A blonde interviewed for a job at a " Tickle-me Elmo" toy factory. The floor manager knew she had no skill but seeing as she was attractive, he gave her a job. He told her " just sit at the end of the line and give each Elmo a couple test tickles to make sure it works."
After a few hours, other workers began complaining to the manager that the woman was holding up production, when he went to figure out the problem he saw the blonde sewing two balls between each of the dolls legs. He asked " WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?" The blonde replied " you told me to give each Elmo a couple testicles!"
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