A blonde guy walks into a bar

A hefty, muscular gun toting blond guy from Austin Texas goes to a bar on his Harley Davidson. He parks the bike outside, goes in and orders a drink.

Now the regulars at this bar have a habit of picking on newcomers. So when the blond goes back his bike is missing from its spot. He walks back in.

He shouts out

Which one of ya'll fuckers stole my Harley?

Nobody answers. He caresses his gun and says

Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get another drink and if ma bike ain't back where I left it, I'm gonna do the same thing I did back in Austin. And I don't like what I did back in Austin.

True to his word, he orders a drink and goes back out, to find his Harley back where it was!

As he puts on his helmet, the bar owner asks him

If you don't mind me asking, what did you do back in Austin?

The blond replies

I had to walk back home