A blind man walks into a bar, orders a drink
and says, "Hey! Does anyone want to hear a
blonde joke?" Then the woman next to him
taps his shoulder and says, "Listen mister, I'm a
bodybuilder, 5 foot 9 of pure muscle, and I'm
blonde. The bouncer over there, he's a martial
arts expert and his hands are registered as
lethal weapons! He's blonde too! And the
bartender, she's 6 foot 2, is a roller derby star
and is also a blonde! So do you still wanna
tell that blonde joke?" To which the blind
man replies...
"Well not if I gotta explain it three times!"
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