A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris! The mere mention of his name cured this mans blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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