And the man goes, "Jeeze, is my butt sore." Holding the cream in her hand, his wife cheekily responds, "Ben-Gay? Want a massage?" The blind man answers, "Not since a long time ago, so I don't know why it hurts this bad. I'll take a massage, though."
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