The white preacher finally said, "Lets just call God and ask Him what color He is." The Black preacher nodded. The white preacher calls God, "God, what color are you?" God in His infinite wisdom says, "You are what you are." White preacher goes back to the black preacher saying, "He's white, He's white." Black preacher asks him how he knows God is white. The white preacher says, "Because He said 'You are what you are.'" The black preacher says, "That doesn't mean He is white!" The white preacher says, "Sure it does! If he would have been black he would have said, 'You is what you is'"
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