The black man immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the white, "See how good I am? The owner didn't see a thing." The white man says to the black man, "That's typical of you black people. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."
The owner immediately calls the police and arrests both the guys. He then asks the black man to empty his pockets. His warez are discovered and both the white and black men are charged for stealing. The white man is surprised and asks "how the hell did you know I was going to perform this trick?"
The owner replies, "because I read this joke every fucking day on this sub".
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