The man is worried that due to his race, they might discriminate and not let him in. So when he walks up to the pearly gates he decides that at the very least, to better his chances to get in, he can change his name to that of a white person.
"Name?" asks St. Peter
The man searches for a name in his mind and finally lands on one.
"Leonardo DiCaprio"
St. Peter gives a stern look at the man and asks for his real name.
The man gives him the same response and St Peter squints his eyes, not quite convinced.
"Give me a second, I've got to make a call to the man upstairs"
St Peter turns around and pulls out a phone, dialling for God. The phone rings a couple times before a deep voice asks what's up.
St Peter replies, "Quick question sir, did the Titanic sink? Or did it burn?"
*My grandpa gave me this joke in Spanish, thought it would work nicely in English and yes I know dicaprio didn't actually ride the titanic.*
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