A Black guy, an Indian guy, and Donald Trump walk into a bar

A guy pulls a gun on them and says if your penises add up to 10 inches i'll let ya go. The black guy pulls his pants down and it's 5 inches. The Indian guy pulls out his 4 dick. Donald whips out his and it's 1 inch long, so the guy puts his gun away and lets them go.

Later the black guy says "Thank goodness I'm black!" The Indian guy says, "Thank goodness I'm Indian!" Then Trump says, "Thank goodness I was hard!"

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