They go up to the bar all next to each other and the black guy says: "I'll have a martini, shaken, not stirred." The first white guy says: "I'll have a martini, stirred, not shaken." The second white guy says: "I'll have a martini, shaken, not stirred"
Now the black guy and the second white guy look at each other and get together saying: "Hmm yes I see we've gotten the same drink" and they sit down together and talk and laugh and all that.
The first white guy sits in the corner, cries, and says under his breath: "God damn it, *I should've gotten shaken*"
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