Get a job on a construction site.
One day the foreman has to keep an early appointment, so he leaves the black guy and the white guy in charge of building, and leaves the Chinese guy in charge of supplies.
Hours later, the foreman returns to find the black and white guys standing around, and no sign at all of the Chinese guy.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!" "We've got a schedule to keep, there's no time for dicking around!"
The black guy tells him that they laid out the foundation, and couldn't do any more because the Chinese guy never showed up with any supplies.
The foreman isn't interested in excuses, and continues screaming "I DON'T CARE! YOU LET ME WORRY ABOUT HIM,YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE OUT TO GET..."
Just then, the Chinese guy jumps out from behind a big pile of dirt, throws some confetti at the foreman, and yells "SUPPLIES!!"
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