A big man walks into a bar with a drop dead gorgeous woman on one arm & a little short man sitting on his other shoulder. He orders 2 double margaritas, pays with a $100 bill and tells the bartender to keep the change. As the bartender sets down the drinks the little short man jumps off the big man's shoulder, screams & curses, then kicks both glasses onto the floor.
The bartender says, "You are going to have to pay for those broken glasses."
The big man says, "Ok, make us another round & here is another $100. You can keep the change."
As the bartender sets down the drinks the short man goes through the same routine including breaking the glasses again.
The bartender, getting annoyed, tells the big man, "Look I have plenty of glasses & can make drinks all day long but I don't think you can afford for this to go on."
The big man tells him, "Don't worry about it. In fact here is anther $100 & you can keep the change."
The bartender then asked him how he can afford to do that.
The big man's reply was, "I found a lamp on the beach & when I rubbed it out came a genie that granted me 3 wishes."
"That is great. What were your 3 wishes?" asked the bartender.
The big man replied, "First wish was for all the money I could ever spend so I don't have to worry any more."
The bartender asked, "What was your second wish?"
"For the most beautiful woman in the world. And this is her, don't you agree?" asked the big man.
"I will have to agree with that. What about your third wish?" the bartender asked.
The big man replies, "The third wish was for a 12" prick & that is him sitting on my shoulder!"
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