...and is going down the aisle. Everyone in the church, the minister included, stops to turn and watch her take a seat in the front row.
Just as she is about to sit down, the woman trips and her dress flies up! The minister immediately covers his eyes and says, "May the Lord strike blind any man who looks upon that woman!" A few seconds pass, and one of the men in the congregation begins to uncover his left eye and says to himself, "Maybe I could give up just one..."
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