A beautiful woman walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender approaches her says, "Wow, you have got to be the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen. You are definitely going to get laid tonight!"
The woman is taken aback by this and asks the bartender, "How on earth would you know that?"
The bartender says back to her, "Because I'm stronger than you."
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