A beautiful, sheltered girl just turned 18....

She is absolutely beautiful. 10 out of 10 knock-out.

Her father has always been very strict and kept her very sheltered her whole life.

The night of her 18th birthday she musters up some courage and comes downstairs in a flirty dress...

Daughter: Daddy, I am going out with my friends for my birthday tonight.

Father: Absolutely not

Daughter: Please daddy! You never let me do anything fun. I just want to go out and have fun with my friends and I'll be home by midnight.

Father: No. Go upstairs.

Daughter (now crying): I hate you! You never let me do anything fun!

Father: Fine. You know what? If you want to go out tonight, you have to come over here and suck my dick.

Daughter: Daddy...what....what did you say?

Father: Yeah if you want to go out with your friends tonight then you have to come over here and blow me.

Daughter: No! That is awful!

The daughter starts back up the stairs but stops halfway.....

Daughter: Fine. I'll do it.

The daughter proceeds to go down on her dad. It's weird but she's getting through it. About 30 seconds in she slows down and stops and sniffs around a little.

Daughter: Daddy...wait. Somethings wrong...your dick.....your dick stinks. It smells like shit.

Father: Yeah don't worry about it. Your little brother wanted to go to the movies this afternoon.

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