Everyone starts freaking out as the plane is plummeting towards the earth. But, the young lady really starts freaking out. She screams out to everyone on the plane "I CAN'T DIE LIKE THIS, I NEED TO FEEL LIKE A REAL WOMAN BEFORE I GO DOWN LIKE THIS!" She rips off her dress and reveals her naked body to everyone on the plane. "IS THERE ANYONE IN HERE MAN ENOUGH TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!" She hollers to everyone in desperation to make love one last time. One man heeds her call, stands up, looks her dead in the eyes, rips off his shirt and throws it at her. "HERE! IRON THAT SHIRT!"
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