A Battleship is sailing along when its commander receives a signal: "You're heading for a collision with us; adjust your course by 20 degrees."
The captain of the battleship doesn't want to, so he sends back "Adjust your course twenty degrees. I am a high-ranking officer and I suggest you do as I say."
He receives back: "I am a seaman second-class. I strongly advise you adjust your course twenty degrees."
The captain is getting mad at this point, so he sends off: "I AM A BATTLESHIP!"
A reply comes in: "I am a lighthouse."
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