A moment later, the bartender pulls a tiny piano out of bag, along with a tiny piano player. A patron, looking on in amazement, asks the bartender what that was all about. The bartender says, "You see, there's a genie in this baggie here."
"Well can I get a wish?" the patron asked.
"Sure," the bartender says, handing the paper baggie to the patron.
"I wish I had a million bucks," the patron whispered into the baggie. Almost immediately, a million ducks flew out of the paper bag. "Hey barkeep," the patron said, "I think your genie might be a little hard-of-hearing."
"No crap," the bartender said, "do you really think I'd wish for a nine-inch-tall pianist?"
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