... he sees a really fat ugly man walk into the bar, with the biggest grin on his face. The bartender, thinking this guy has no reason to be this happy decides to ask him why the fat man is smiling so much as he comes to order his drink.
He leans in and says, "you look like you're having a good day, what's keeping you so happy?
Man says, "Well, the other day, I found this lady tied to the train tracks on my way home from work, I untied her and we've been having sex constantly ever since."
Bartender now genuinely interested, "Wow, and... did she give you a blowjob?"
Man think for a moment, "Nah... I couldn't find her head"
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