When a tramp walks in and asks for a toothpick. Confused, he agrees and tells him to get gone as he wants to get home. As one tramp leaves, another one enters and asks for a tooth pick. Again the bartender gives him one and tells him to leave. As this tramp he leaves another one enters and he shouts, "I suppose you want a toothpick as well do you!?" he replies
"no a straw"
The bartender says, "A straw? why a straw?"
The tramp says "some drunk has threw up outside and the other two got all of the good bits".
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