So as some people know, there's a bar at the top of the Empire State Building.
One night, 2 guys were drinking and one guy says, "hey did you guys know that one of the reasons this building has such interesting design is that they made it so when people jump out of windows, the wind holds them from falling too fast and they just float to the ground, unhurt?"
The 2nd guy say, "No way, prove it!"
So he jumps out the window! A few minutes later the elevator dings and out walks the guy.
"See! It works!"
So, the 2nd drunk guy goes over, jumps out and falls to his death.
The bartender speaks up, "Superman, you sure are an asshole when you're drunk!"
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