A guy walks in says, "My granddad served in WW2."
The bartender smiles and say, "Great, which theater?"
Guy says, "Pacific." The bartender tells him to grab a stool and serves up a beer.
A second guy walks into the bar and says, "My grandfather served with Patton's 3rd Army." The bartender smiles and serves him a beer.
Then a rich-looking guy in an expensive suit and a Republican pin walks in and says his granddfather served in WW2.
The bartender looks at him skeptically and says "On whose side?"
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