A Baptist Revival

So one day a Baptist minister was holding a tent revival and he's shouting with a southern accent "WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME HEALIN', WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME HEALIN' UP IN HERE! Now I need two volunteers"

A man in crutches walks up and when asked "what do you want to be healed from" says his name is Billy and wants to be able to walk again and never have to use the acursed crutches again.

The minister assures him this will take place.

He calls for another volunteer and a man steps up.

When asked what he wanted to be healed from he answered "Meh naem is Joey and I had discussed speech impediment and peowple think I'm dumbs but I'm weally not..."

The minister goes "Joey we WILL heal you of your speech impediment and Billy we will heal you of your disabilities... now we are gonna say a prayer and at the end of the prayer I want everyone to say AMEN and Billy, you throw down those crutches, and Joey you say the first thing that comes to your mind."

They say a prayer and AAAAMEN.

"Biwwy fell down" -Joey

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