"You know what" says the 7 year old. "I think it's time we started swearing. When we go down for breakfast I'll swear first, then you."
"OK" says the 4 year old.
They go downstairs and the mom asks what they'd like for breakfast.
"I'll have Coco pops bitch!"
WHACK! He flew out of his chair bawling his eyes out.
The mom looked at the 4 year old and sternly said "And what do you want?"
"Don't know, but it won't be fucking Coco pops"
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