Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Woman: because i have a baby inside
Boy: is it a good baby?
Woman: yes it's a very good baby
Boy: then why'd you eat it?
I know this is an old joke heard it a while ago and told some of my friend and they never heard it so thought you might enjoy it aswell.
No need to upvote as i didnt make it
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