A couple months ago I and my woman were at the beach and this big muscular dude started taunting me.
I'm one of those 97 pound weaklings and this dude kicks sand in my face and walks away with my woman.
I got mad at myself and decided to change my life, so I moved from Florida to Alaska. Now I'm a husky fucker.
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