A guy walks into the bar when he sees a man pull out his wallet, and from the wallet a very small man jumps up playing a piano and returns to the wallet. The guy, astounded by what he just saw, asks the man "How did you get that person into your wallet playing the tiny piano?" the man responds "well its a long story". " I was walking down the beach, when I saw a golden lamp in the sand, when I rubbed it a genie came out and asked for my three wishes, my first wish was to have a 100 billion dollars in my wallet that are inflation proof and are accepted anyware and it appeared in my bank accounts and suddenly, I had a wallet full of cash and multiple credit card. My second wish was to have the most beautiful woman on earth be my wife, and she then came out of the water and said she would be my eternal bride" and for my lastwish, I asked for a nine-inch penis" the guy then responds "what does that have to do with the man in the wallet" "well the genie gave me a nine inch pianist"
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