She comes out of the bathroom and he's laying on the bed wearing a rubber with a clothes pen in his nose and cotton balls stuffed in his ears. She looks at him and asks what's with all this?
He says, the rubber is so you don't get pregnant, the cotton balls cause I can't stand hearing a woman scream and the clothes pen cause I can't stand the smell of burning rubber.
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