At the start of the recent recession I found myself out of a job and at risk of losing the house. My wife had never held a job, but thought that, with the military base down the road, she could make a little money on the side giving blowjobs. At first I was hesitant, but we agreed to give it a shot and she set out after dinner. A little before 1 am she was back home with a big smile on her face and waving a thick stash of bills. We counted them and she had made $160. She then reached into her pocket and pulled out 3 quarters. I asked. " who gave you the 75 cents" ? She replied "everyone did"
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