Dianne: A really intelligent woman would see your line of BS a mile away.
Sam: You think so? Well, I've never met an intelligent woman that I'd want to date.
Dianne: On behalf of the intelligent women around the world, may I just say-
Sam: I just noticed something.
Dianne: What?
Sam: I guess I've never looked into your eyes.
Dianne: Something wrong with them?
Sam: No. I just don't think I've ever seen eyes that colour before. Matter of fact, I don't think I've ever seen that colour before... Yes, I have.
Dianne: Where?
Sam: I was on a ski weekend up at Stowe... I was coming in late one day, last person off the slope as the sun had just gone down.
The sky became this incredible colour.
Sam: I usually don't notice things like that, and I found myself walking around in the cold, hoping that it wouldn't change, wishing that I had somebody there to share it with.
Sam: Afterwards, I tried to convince myself that I'd imagined that colour, that I hadn't seen it, that nothing on this earth could be that beautiful. Now I see I was wrong.
Dianne: ...
Sam: Wouldn't work?
Dianne: What?
Sam: An intelligent woman would see right through that.
Dianne: In a minute! ...damn.
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