5 years ago, I asked this beautiful woman if she would go to dinner with me. Last spring, I asked her to be my wife.

A woman with...

And gestures over a store employee. "I want to buy this TV." She said....

Ain't That The...

We spend the first six years teaching our children to walk and talk, and...

What's the moral...

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a...

I made a gun in...

It has too many triggers though.

Legs

yo mama got a glass leg and she uses windex for lotion

Apparently the...

Could this be The Final Countdown for Europe?

Back before...

... this gruff old drill-sergeant was having the new recruits count off by...

We burried my...

So she's probably dead by now.

What's the...

About a week

A man collapses...

Someome from the crowd shouts "Somebody call him an ambulance!" Suddenly,...