Son: Mom I also want 5 wives. One will cook, one will sing, one will dance and one will bath me.
Mom: And one will put you to sleep
Son: No mom, I will still sleep with you.
Mom's eyes filled up with tears and said "bless you son, but who will sleep with your 5 wives?"
Son: Let them sleep with Daddy.
Daddy's eyes filled up with tears and said "bless you my son"
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