The smartest person on earth
The most athletic person on earth
The wisest person on earth
The pilot and a mailman
The pilot said "I drove this plane so I should get one" then he jumps of with the parachute
The most athletic person on earth said "I'm the most athletic person on earth and people need athletic people so I should get a parachute" so he gets one and jumps out
The smartest person on earth said "I'm the smartest person on earth and people need smart people so I should get a parachute" then he jumps out.
2 people left the wisest person on earth and a mailman. The wise person said "I lived a good life you may take the parachute"
But the mailman replied with "no it's okay we can both go because the smartest person on earth just jumped off a plane with my backpack"
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