4 rules to a happy mariage

You need a women who loves you unconditionally. You need a women who will always challenge you. A women who you'll always want to make love to. Most importantly make sure these women never meet.

Obligatory, not my joke (as most on this subreddit.) Started watching Lie to Me and that's where I got it from.

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