Sorry if this is badly translated or whatever. Originally heard this joke as an elementary schooler in Korea. Don't remember much about it :/
There were 4 passengers sitting in a plane. One was American, one was French, one was Japanese, and the other was Korean. After a short while of flying, the plane's engines went out, and it began to crash. The passengers went to the doors, and found that there were 3 emergency parachutes. The American immediately grabbed one, and jumped off the plane shouting, "For America!" The French, too, grabbed the parachute, and jumped out shouting "For France!" Now, there were two passengers left on the plane, with a single parachute on board. But before the Japanese could do anything, the Korean turned to the man with a shit-faced grin, pushed the man off, and shouted, "For Korea!"
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