1.Ur momma is so fat when she sat on the rainbow she made skittles.
2.Ur momma is so fat when she jumped outta the sky she got stuck.
3.Ur momma is so fat when she took one step she made an earthquake.
4.Ur momma is so ugly when she loooked into the mirror she got crusty.
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