34 Days!!

A bartender is at the beginning of his shift, when a few blondes come in and get a table. The group begins cheering and chanting "34 Days! 34 Days!!" One after another they come up for drinks and rounds of shots for their table. Thinking nothing of it, the bartender happily obliges.

After about an hour the number of blondes grow to more than twice the size of the starting group. They continue cheering and chanting "34 Days! 34 Days!!" Happy and drunk, they continue to buy more drinks and rounds of shots. Starting to wonder what this gathering was about, the bartender starts to question one of the blondes as she comes up to order, but after looking at the tips he is making, he proceeds to serve the group without inquiry.

2 hours later, the blondes have more than doubled again! Now there are at least 30 some odd blondes at this gathering all whooping and hollering "34 Days! 34 Days!!" Finally the bartenders curiosity has gotten the better of him. When the next blonde comes up and orders a round of shots he asks "Ma'am, I've watched your group grow almost tenfold. Everyone is so excited and it's a wonderful site to see, but I have to ask, what is it that you all keep yelling together '34 Days?'"

Excited to answer, the blonde proudly replies, "We got together to prove to everyone that blondes were not dumb! After much debate, we decided to get a jigsaw puzzle. On the box it said it would take 5 years, but we finished it in only 34 Days!!"