A husband and his wife are lying in bed, reminiscing about their love life.
The woman asks: "What did you think of my body the day you first saw me naked, 30 years ago?"
"I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry"
"And what do you think of my body now?" Uttered the woman as she removed her robe.
"I think i did a pretty good job"
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