3 women escape from prison...

One is blonde, one is brunette and the other has red hair. As they run away frantically, they spot 3 burlap bags in a dark alley. They each get into a bag and hold the opening closed. A suspecting cop walks down the alley and notices the three bags moving. The cop kicks the first bag and the redhead says "meow!" and the cop says, "oh, just a bag of cats". He proceeds to kick the second bag and the brunette says, "woof, woof!". The cop says, "Oh, it's just some unwanted puppies." The cop kicks the last bag with the blonde and she says, "Potatoooo, Potatooo!"

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