One day a jeaniewas hosting a party and said that if anyone could swim past his tank of sharks,ell,parhanas, and alligators, he would give them 3 wishes when suddenly he saw a man swimming for dear life trying to make it to the other end and made it, so the jeanie said "you have made it,waht are your 3 wishes".The man said "i wish i had a shotgun and poof a shotgun,next i want some shotgun bullets and poof bullets,finally i wish to know who pushed me in.
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