One day a guy walked out of a bar after celebrating his divorce and tripped over an old bottle, as it broke open a genie rushed out.
He let the guy know he would gladly grant 3 wishes to him. However, what ever he wished for his ex-wife would get double.
Immediately after hearing this, he asked for a mansion on the beach. He asked with very specific details. BOOM!!! His wish was granted.
As he walked through the mansion and out to see the beach, he was pleased. Until he looked next door. There was his ex-wife with his exact mansion, except bigger and better.
The next wish was for a billion dollars. BOOM! He was surrounded by money. He thought for a bit, looked next door, and his ex-wife had twice as much.
After a few more days, he finally made his last wish.
He looks at the genie and he says forcefully, "I want you to beat me half to death!"
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