Three traveling salesman go to a hotel and ask the receptionist for 3 rooms. "I'm so sorry," says the receptionist, "Unfortunately, I only have one room available. However, the bed is quite large, and the three of you would fit very comfortably." The 3 men discuss it over and, satisfied, take the room and promptly go to bed.
The next morning, they wake up, and the man on the right side of the bed says excitedly "Wow guys! I had the best dream last night. A girl was giving me a handjob." The guy on the left side of the bed says "No way! I had a dream that a girl was giving me a handjob, too!" Disappointed, the man in the middle says, "Damn it... I just dremt that I was skiing..."
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